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"Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue."

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004. 31 january 1981 [Jan 31, 2012 | 11:53pm]
WARDED PRIVATE
What dire offence from am'rous causes springs,
What mighty contests rise from trivial things.

WARDED TO ALBUS
Forgive me for bringing this up again, Albus. I have given one of our past verdicts some additive thought. Believe you me, I know well enough the reasons for which we have recruited the help of our youngest members. Heaven knows the advantages that the addition of innovative minds pose under such dire circumstances.

But they are still young. I cannot help but question the validity of our decision to utilise their talents at the expense of their mental health. And in light of tonight's event tragedy, I wonder now if Sirius should be forced to bear anymore burden of accountability for his actions. If any of them can or should, that is.
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003. 29 january 1981 [Jan 29, 2012 | 4:21pm]
Ariadne.

This thing. This rat that you call a domesticated animal has just defecated on my prize-winning Tuberous Begonia. FIVE awards in six years. And my Cherry Galanthus! Are you aware of how long it took me to breed THOSE were of a precious plant species that will take another year to PROPOGATE! Now all that is left are the buried bones from my Silkie stew to serve as a HEADSTONE to my snowdrops!

My dear. Please understand me when I say that this Chihuahua would best serve his country as a contribution to science.
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002. 19 January 1981 [Jan 19, 2012 | 2:11pm]

tibial fracture and infection in right hind
increased pressure of lower muscle compartments
suspected damage to peroneal nerve
foot drop preceded an assumed slapping gait before time of death
noted discharge and skin discoloration above talocrural joint
smells dreadful
possibly gangrene - may explain for lesions
*note to self - wash hands immediately
use new hand-washing regimen

TO FIND LIST
nasal speculum
shoelaces
more brain molds for ariadne
lime jello
rongeurs
bigger specimen - possibly newfoundland or greyhound (less hair)



My sincerest apologies, my friends. These faux leather-bound bindings -- without my spectacles, I can hardly tell which is which!

Ah, and no need to worry about the blo mess. Just a bit of flavoured sugar water.
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days that were [Jan 2, 2012 | 6:05pm]
Application for ELPHIAS DOGE )
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